tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-78917591890135595572011-04-21T18:21:36.848-07:00A blog listing great halloween comedy, jokes and humor. <p>Sponsored by the friendly folks at <a href="http://halloweenhauntedprops.com">Halloween Haunted Props</a>, High-End Props at Wholesale Prices.</p>SpooKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14346916599587529247noreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7891759189013559557.post-84290582174006967722008-08-08T14:42:00.000-07:002008-08-09T09:22:02.330-07:00<table id="tt-td-today" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td align="center" valign="top"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="408"><tbody><tr><td align="center" valign="top"><span class="title">Top Ten Signs You Had A Bad Halloween<br />by <a href="http://cbs.com/lateshow">Late Show with David Letterman<br /></a></span><a href="http://cbs.com/lateshow"><span class="date">Tuesday, October 31, 2006</span></a><span class="title"><br /></span></td> <td><br /></td> </tr> <tr> <td><br /></td> <td align="right" valign="top"> <br /></td> <td align="right" valign="bottom"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table><!-- end service wrapper table --></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/top_ten/div_tt_listing.gif" alt="" height="2" width="418" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td style="background-image: url(/latenight/lateshow/images/top_ten/bg_tt_listing2.gif);" align="left" valign="top"><!-- start cycled listing --><table id="tt-td-listing" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/spacer.gif" alt="" height="1" width="9" /></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/spacer.gif" alt="" height="1" width="25" /></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/spacer.gif" alt="" height="1" width="16" /></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/spacer.gif" alt="" height="1" width="326" /></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/spacer.gif" alt="" height="1" width="32" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/spacer.gif" alt="" height="44" width="1" /></td> <td align="left" valign="middle"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/top_ten/tt_list_n10.gif" alt="" height="24" vspace="4" width="25" /></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><br /></td> <td align="left" valign="middle"><span class="copy">You trick-or-treated at Mel Gibson's house dressed as a Jewish cop</span></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="5" align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/top_ten/div_tt_listing.gif" alt="" height="2" width="418" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/spacer.gif" alt="" height="44" width="1" /></td> <td align="left" valign="middle"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/top_ten/tt_list_n9.gif" alt="" height="24" vspace="4" width="25" /></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><br /></td> <td align="left" valign="middle"><span class="copy">Instead of candy, your parents handed out Scientology brochures</span></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="5" align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/top_ten/div_tt_listing.gif" alt="" height="2" width="418" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/spacer.gif" alt="" height="44" width="1" /></td> <td align="left" valign="middle"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/top_ten/tt_list_n8.gif" alt="" height="24" vspace="4" width="25" /></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><br /></td> <td align="left" valign="middle"><span class="copy">While everyone's wives dressed slutty, yours was dressed like Hillary in a pantsuit</span></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="5" align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/top_ten/div_tt_listing.gif" alt="" height="2" width="418" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/spacer.gif" alt="" height="44" width="1" /></td> <td align="left" valign="middle"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/top_ten/tt_list_n7.gif" alt="" height="24" vspace="4" width="25" /></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><br /></td> <td align="left" valign="middle"><span class="copy">"Punks" who pelted you with eggs and shaving cream: Your wife and kids</span></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="5" align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/top_ten/div_tt_listing.gif" alt="" height="2" width="418" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/spacer.gif" alt="" height="44" width="1" /></td> <td align="left" valign="middle"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/top_ten/tt_list_n6.gif" alt="" height="24" vspace="4" width="25" /></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><br /></td> <td align="left" valign="middle"><span class="copy">Closest you came to dressing up was trading jumpsuits with your cellmate</span></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="5" align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/top_ten/div_tt_listing.gif" alt="" height="2" width="418" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/spacer.gif" alt="" height="44" width="1" /></td> <td align="left" valign="middle"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/top_ten/tt_list_n5.gif" alt="" height="24" vspace="4" width="25" /></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><br /></td> <td align="left" valign="middle"><span class="copy">Because you left out an open bag of caramels, you had to Heimlich your monkey</span></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="5" align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/top_ten/div_tt_listing.gif" alt="" height="2" width="418" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/spacer.gif" alt="" height="44" width="1" /></td> <td align="left" valign="middle"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/top_ten/tt_list_n4.gif" alt="" height="24" vspace="4" width="25" /></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><br /></td> <td align="left" valign="middle"><span class="copy">You went to Madonna's house and she adopted you</span></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="5" align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/top_ten/div_tt_listing.gif" alt="" height="2" width="418" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/spacer.gif" alt="" height="44" width="1" /></td> <td align="left" valign="middle"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/top_ten/tt_list_n3.gif" alt="" height="24" vspace="4" width="25" /></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><br /></td> <td align="left" valign="middle"><span class="copy">Mariachi costume was so convincing, you got your ass deported to Mexico</span></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="5" align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/top_ten/div_tt_listing.gif" alt="" height="2" width="418" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/spacer.gif" alt="" height="44" width="1" /></td> <td align="left" valign="middle"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/top_ten/tt_list_n2.gif" alt="" height="24" vspace="4" width="25" /></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><br /></td> <td align="left" valign="middle"><span class="copy">"Bobbing for apples" accidentally turned into "Bobbing for Grandma's glass eye"</span></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="5" align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/top_ten/div_tt_listing.gif" alt="" height="2" width="418" /></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="left" valign="top"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/spacer.gif" alt="" height="44" width="1" /></td> <td align="left" valign="middle"><img src="http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/images/top_ten/tt_list_n1.gif" alt="" height="24" vspace="4" width="25" /></td> <td align="left" valign="top"><br /></td> <td align="left" valign="middle"><span class="copy">You're home watching this</span></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7891759189013559557-8429058217400696772?l=halloween-hilarity.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SpooKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14346916599587529247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7891759189013559557.post-1451895955815249542008-08-08T14:27:00.000-07:002008-08-08T14:28:32.949-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3PmdU4wCOzU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3PmdU4wCOzU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><p>Dave Letterman and kids in 2007 for <a href=http://halloweenhauntedprops.com>Halloween</a>.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7891759189013559557-145189595581524954?l=halloween-hilarity.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SpooKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14346916599587529247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7891759189013559557.post-61459975325203887722008-08-08T14:21:00.000-07:002008-08-08T14:25:41.671-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JY0OfWzjZA0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JY0OfWzjZA0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Dave welcomes the kids trick-or-treating on <a href="http://halloweenhauntedcostumes.com">Halloween Costumes</a>. Year: 2006. These are actually really fun costumes!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7891759189013559557-6145997532520388772?l=halloween-hilarity.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SpooKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14346916599587529247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7891759189013559557.post-27561717829016741982008-08-08T14:17:00.000-07:002008-08-08T14:19:12.820-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FuANMD0F8tE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FuANMD0F8tE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />MAD TV's Stuart in a tight Spidermanh <a href="http://halloweenhauntedprops.com">Halloween Costume</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7891759189013559557-2756171782901674198?l=halloween-hilarity.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SpooKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14346916599587529247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7891759189013559557.post-58246048113975452142008-08-08T13:37:00.000-07:002008-08-08T13:40:30.112-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o2Kz83BuLQ0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o2Kz83BuLQ0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Clean Comedian Tim Clue on his Dad and his less-than-enthusiastic <a href=http://halloweenhauntedprops.com.com>Halloween Costume Suggestions</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7891759189013559557-5824604811397545214?l=halloween-hilarity.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SpooKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14346916599587529247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7891759189013559557.post-86863175462556355802008-08-08T13:31:00.000-07:002008-08-08T13:34:48.564-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ImnMucno1ew&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ImnMucno1ew&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><p>Comedian Stephen Lynch singing about <a href=http://halloweenhauntedprops.com>Halloween</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7891759189013559557-8686317546255635580?l=halloween-hilarity.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SpooKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14346916599587529247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7891759189013559557.post-4914373965774808002008-08-08T13:21:00.000-07:002008-08-08T13:27:59.224-07:00<embed allowFullScreen="true" src="http://crackle.com/p/Purple_Onion/Patton_Oswalt_Halloween.swf" width="400" height="328" quality="high" scale="noScale" FlashVars="id=2174308&amp;ml=o%3D12%26fpl%3D296760%26fx%3D" wmode="window" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed><br /><br /><p>Comedian Patton Oswald on <a href=http://halloweenhauntedprops.com>Halloween Costumes</a> and <a href=http://halloweenhauntedprops.com>decorating your house for halloween</a>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7891759189013559557-491437396577480800?l=halloween-hilarity.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SpooKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14346916599587529247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7891759189013559557.post-24827588770949206332008-08-08T13:18:00.000-07:002008-08-08T13:21:21.024-07:00<object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lfk2me7p9us&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lfk2me7p9us&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br />Jerry Seinfeld on Halloween Candy and <a href="http://www.halloweenhauntedprops.com/">Halloween Costumes</a> (<a href="http://www.halloweenhauntedprops.com/">Halloween Masks</a>).<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7891759189013559557-2482758877094920633?l=halloween-hilarity.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SpooKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14346916599587529247noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7891759189013559557.post-87074672310667031272008-08-08T12:38:00.000-07:002008-08-08T13:16:58.848-07:00Welcome to Halloween Hilarity.<br /><br />With Halloween coming up, I thought I'd post a blog compiling all the great Halloween-related humor.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Submit your favorite </span><br />If you have a great halloween joke, or video, or cartoon. Leave a comment in the link.<br /><br />If it's great, I'll post it on the blog and might even send you a gift certificate to one of our <a href="http://halloweenhauntedprops.com">sponsors</a>!<br /><br /><br />- The SpooKing!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7891759189013559557-8707467231066703127?l=halloween-hilarity.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SpooKinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14346916599587529247noreply@blogger.com0