Top Ten Signs You Had A Bad Halloween (Late Show with David Letterman)

Top Ten Signs You Had A Bad Halloween by Late Show with David Letterman Tuesday, October 31, 2006

You trick-or-treated at Mel Gibson's house dressed as a Jewish cop Instead of candy, your parents handed out Scientology brochures While everyone's wives dressed slutty, yours was dressed like Hillary in a pantsuit "Punks" who pelted you with eggs and shaving cream: Your wife and kids Closest you came to dressing up was trading jumpsuits with your cellmate Because you left out an open bag of caramels, you had to Heimlich your monkey You went to Madonna's house and she adopted you Mariachi costume was so convincing, you got your ass deported to Mexico "Bobbing for apples" accidentally turned into "Bobbing for Grandma's glass eye" You're home watching this

Late Show with David Letterman Halloween 2007

Dave Letterman and kids in 2007 for Halloween.

Late Show with David Letterman on Halloween Costumes

Dave welcomes the kids trick-or-treating on Halloween Costumes. Year: 2006. These are actually really fun costumes!

MAD TV's Stuart on Halloween

MAD TV's Stuart in a tight Spidermanh Halloween Costume.

Clean Comedian Tim Clue on his Dad's Halloween Costume Suggestions

Clean Comedian Tim Clue on his Dad and his less-than-enthusiastic Halloween Costume Suggestions.

Comedian Stephen Lynch's Halloween Song

Comedian Stephen Lynch singing about Halloween.

Comedian Patton Oswald on Halloween

Comedian Patton Oswald on Halloween Costumes and decorating your house for halloween.

Jerry Seinfeld on Halloween

Jerry Seinfeld on Halloween Candy and Halloween Costumes (Halloween Masks).

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